“Max, stop hitting yourself with your tortilla and eat it.”
“Max, please don't clean my laptop keyboard with your tortilla.”
“Max, the cat doesn't like tortillas.”
We like tortillas because they're easy, portable, relatively non-crumb-spreading snacks. They've recently taken on a new life as endless entertainment as well!
Beth Leonard says
Oh, you haven't even started potty-training yet! It gets even better.
A mental image of Max hitting himself with a tortilla, then trying to feed it to the cat, is the funniest, and second best, thing to happen for me all day.
(The best thing was a wonderful, unsolicited comment from a prospective patient, so you can get your minds right out of the gutter you preverts. Besides, there's not enough room down here for all of us.)
"Hold STILL! You have bark mulch stuck to your snot bubble."