I'm a terrible poker player. My face betrays my every card. I might as well write “I HAVE A STRAIGHT FLUSH!” in Sharpie on my forehead.
Because I'm so bad at covering what's going on in my brain, I have to try really hard not to cheat on Jamie when it comes to what we watch on streaming. Research shows that 46% of streaming couples cheat and watch episodes of their favorite shows when their viewing partner isn't around. The lure of the bingewatch is real, and when Jamie is traveling for work, it's even harder not to just go ahead and hit that “Keep Watching” button every time it pops up.
So even though I try not to, it does happen sometimes, and I might cheat by accident. In an effort to keep the surprises unspoiled for when Jamie actually does get to watch (18% of people have gotten into an argument over stream-cheating!) I put together these spoiler-preventing masks so that even if YOU know who did that thing in the plot twist, your viewing partner won't be able to blame you.
Top 5 Netflix Cheating Temptations
- Narcos
- Stranger Things
- Orange is the New Black
- House of Cards
- Black Mirror
Simply print and cut these out for your favorite Netflix original show, and you're all set to re-watch with your binge partner, without having your face betray the story.
